If I could strap a sign to my belly it would say...

"Baby of unknown gender is due in August (7 months a-cookin' for those who can't count) and does not like to be touched. He also does not like to have to listen to inquiries about his mom's weight gain, stretch mark status, va-jay-jay discharge, or whether or not she is enjoying her new pregnancy boobs... they weren't that small ok? Thank you for your cooperation."


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